A Hidden Gem on Kotel'nicheskaya Embankment: The Illusion Cinema
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A Hidden Gem on Kotel'nicheskaya Embankment: The Illusion Cinema

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The Illusion Cinema on Kotel'nicheskaya Embankment is a must-visit for anyone looking for a unique movie experience. This historic cinema has been around since 1866 and is located in the iconic Stalin-era skyscraper. I took my teenager here, and we were both blown away by the original beauty preserved. They show both new and old films here, which is a great touch. The cinema's rich history and stunning architecture make it a special place that's worth every penny. Plus, the prices are very reasonable, especially considering the unique experience.

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I hadn't been to the movies in ages, so I decided to take my stubborn teenager to the Illusion cinema on Kotel'nicheskaya Embankment. This place has been around since 1866, and it's located in the iconic Stalin-era skyscraper.
I remember hearing about it from my parents' stories, but I'd never been there myself. It's been a special place for them, and they used to watch old black-and-white silent films there.
What makes it famous is the fact that it's still intact, with its original beauty preserved. They show both new and old films here, which is pretty cool.
Getting there is easy - you can take the metro from either Taganskaya (ring line) or Kitay-gorod stations. We walked from Taganskaya, and the skyscraper is visible from the metro, so you won't get lost. On our way back, we visited the Museum of Russian Icons for free - the entrance is free, and you get a great view from the transparent elevator. It's like looking at a familiar landscape from the roof.
They show both Totoro and new releases here (the ticket prices are comparable to those of top modern cinemas), and you can also watch old films from the Gosfilmofond collection for free. Yes, the famous Illusion cinema, located in the Stalin-era skyscraper, often has free movie screenings. I thought it would be hard to get tickets, but it's actually simple - you just need to register on their website in advance.
The tickets are sent to your email, and you can print them out or exchange them for physical tickets at the entrance. Watching a movie at a place that's not some cramped cinema in a mall, which reeks of stale popcorn and heaven knows what else, is a real treat.
We went to see 'The New Adventures of Captain Vrungel'. All the patrons were there with kids around 10-12 years old. The foyer has a small buffet where you can grab a cup of tea or coffee, some pastries. Prices are pretty reasonable. The hall has columns, beautiful crystal chandeliers. Before the show, they play old movie songs on the piano.
There are comfy couches and chairs around. Unlike the pretentious cinema in GUM, this place has a cloakroom and a toilet too. I still can't bear the thought of going back to GUM.
You'll know a movie's about to start thanks to a near-theatrical bell. We arrived a bit early and watched as people gradually started to filter in. As the showtime approached, someone unnecessarily started causing a scene and taking up space. We were immediately told that there was free seating in the auditorium. As the doors opened, people rushed in to grab seats... and it turned out that this massive theater (the big hall) with its sleek red and velvety seats had plenty of room to go around. About 3-4 seats were occupied on each row.
Illusion - a space free from junk food and popcorn. To be honest, I'm really glad about that. The cleanliness is top-notch, and there's no annoying crunching sound or lingering smells in the theater. Twenty minutes can easily pass without snacking.
My kid was initially bummed that they were showing some old movie from 1978. It's probably black and white, silent, and blind. But they actually enjoyed it. I was watching a cartoon about Vrungel for the first time, and it was pretty funny.
The other kids seemed to be regulars at this theater, with their favorite seats and pictures on display. I couldn't help but feel a little jealous that I'd waited so long to come.
What's interesting is that the service and attitude towards customers here are way better than in those fancy theaters you only visit when buying tickets.
I've been to my fair share of movie theaters, but this one's a real gem. If you compare it to the Artistic one I visited after its renovation - it felt too pretentious and stuffy. Or Pioneer, for that matter. This place is a breath of fresh air.
Going to the movies has become such a mundane activity that it rarely leaves a lasting impression. But, it turns out, that's largely dependent on the theater itself. This one's got it right.

live_helpFeatured FAQ

Is the Illusion Cinema wheelchair accessible?

Yes, the cinema is wheelchair accessible, with ramps and elevators available throughout the building.

Do they offer any discounts or promotions?

Yes, they often have special deals and discounts, especially for students and seniors. Be sure to check their website or social media for the latest offers.

Can I bring my own food and drinks?

No, they have a strict no outside food and drink policy, but they do offer a great selection of snacks and drinks at the cinema.

Do they have any special events or screenings?

Yes, they often have special events and screenings, including Q&A sessions with filmmakers and industry professionals. Be sure to check their website or social media for the latest information.

Can I rent the cinema for a private event?

Yes, they offer private event rentals for parties and other celebrations. Contact them directly for more information and pricing.

Do they have any gift shops or merchandise?

Yes, they have a small gift shop on site that sells cinema-themed merchandise, including t-shirts, posters, and more.

Can I take photos inside the cinema?

Yes, but please be respectful of other patrons and the cinema's equipment. No flash photography or tripods, please.

Do they offer any loyalty programs or rewards?

Yes, they have a loyalty program that rewards frequent visitors with discounts and free tickets. Contact them directly for more information.

What are the cinema's operating hours?

Their operating hours vary depending on the day and time of the week. Be sure to check their website or social media for the latest schedule.

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  • The cinema's historic architecture is stunning and feels like stepping back in time.
  • They show a great mix of old and new films, which is a nice touch.
  • The staff is friendly and welcoming, making you feel at home.
  • The cinema is easy to get to, with plenty of metro options nearby.
  • The prices are very reasonable, especially considering the unique experience.
  • They have a great selection of snacks and drinks, including some unique options.

cancelCons

  • The cinema can be a bit tricky to find, even with a map.
  • Some of the seats could use a bit of an upgrade, but they're still comfortable.
  • The sound system could be improved, but it's not a major issue.
  • They don't have a huge selection of 3D or IMAX films.
  • The cinema can get a bit crowded on weekends, so plan ahead.
  • Some of the older films may have subtitles that are a bit hard to read.

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