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Why Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf Are Timeless Classics
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The Golden Calf, Ilya Ilf, Yevgeny Petrov
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The Golden Calf, Ilya Ilf, Yevgeny Petrov

This classic novel by Ilya Ilf and Yevgeny Petrov is a must-read for anyone who loves Russian literature. It's a timeless tale that's full of humor, satire, and insight into the human condition - trust me, you won't be disappointed.
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Why Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf Are Timeless Classics

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I'll be the first to admit it: I've always been a bit of a late bloomer when it comes to reading the books behind these Soviet-era classics. But after watching the films countless times, I decided it was time to dive in. And let me tell you, I wasn't disappointed. These books are cult classics for a reason - they're a wild ride that's equal parts humorous and philosophical. Ilya Ilf and Yevgeny Petrov's unique writing style is a big part of their enduring appeal. If you're a fan of satire or just looking for something new to read, I highly recommend checking out Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf.

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Why Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf Are Timeless Classics
I'm pretty sure there's no one in our country who hasn't watched the films Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf. I'm the exception, but I know all about these movies - who the director is, who's in the lead roles, and all the famous quotes and so on. However, I'd never actually watched a film from start to finish. Only in bits and pieces.
So, I decided to join the masses and get thoroughly familiar with these great works.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly the type of person who devours classic literature. But after watching the films Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf countless times, I decided it was time to read the books.
And let me tell you, I wasn't disappointed. These books are cult classics for a reason.
Ilya Ilf and Yevgeny Petrov - The Golden Calf, 1931.
The story takes place in the 1930s, a few years after the events of Twelve Chairs. And look at Ostap Bender - he's alive and kicking, and even a bit plump. He's got a big scar, a permanent reminder of Kisa Vorobyaninov's failed attempt to kill him. But Ostap's not down in the dumps; he's young, energetic, and full of life. He's got his sights set on white pants and Rio de Janeiro.
In The Golden Calf, the son of a Turkish dignitary has lost his touch. In Twelve Chairs, all his scams went off without a hitch, but in the sequel, he experiences some setbacks in his line of work. And yes, in the first book, Ostap didn't quite reach his goals, but in the second one, he does. However, his character isn't as brilliant and flawless as it was before. Plus, our con artist has fallen in love... Talk about reckless!
What I love about these books is the humor, satire, sarcasm, and cynicism that's woven throughout the story. It's hilarious, and it still is today.
One of the things that really stands out to me is the endless number of quotable lines that these books have given us.
The car is not a luxury, it's a means of transportation (the guy without a beard who met the 'antelopes' at the beginning of the road trip).
See what you can do with a regular Singer sewing machine? (Bender).
Benzin is your money, ideas are ours! (Bender).
I did this not for the sake of truth, but for the sake of truth itself (Berlag).
You're a sissy, your son is a sissy, and your grandchildren will be sissies! (Bender).
Don't turn food into a cult (Bender).
You're not in church, you won't be deceived (Bender).
You have to part with money easily, without a struggle. (Bender)
Don't knock your bald head on the floor (Bender).
If you live in a Soviet country, your dreams should be Soviet too (Bender).
I think. I'm fed ideas, for instance (Bender).
I'd take it in parts. But I need it all at once (Bender).
I respect the Criminal Code. It's my weakness (Bender).
Rio de Janeiro is the crystalized dream of my childhood (Bender).
Now, my absolute favorites:
I'll command the parade! (Bender).
I'll bring it myself, on a tray with a blue border (Bender).
I'm a millionaire! My idiotic dreams have come true! (Bender).
Pilite, Shura, pilite (Paniykovsky).
Sowing reason, kindness, and eternity (Bender).
Remove your hats, bare your heads. The body is about to be taken out (Bender).
This is just a small sampling of the many quotes that these books have given us. And after reading Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf, I got a bit infected with Ostapism, and I started using these quotes and expressing myself in a similar way. And since these quotes are timeless, I have plenty of opportunities to use them.
Should you read it or not? Absolutely! I mean, come on. It's funny. Period. Is there much humor out there that's as good as Cambridge Footlights? I'm not being a snob, and I'm not against them. But the humor in this book is just... (I told you I'd find a reason to quote The Golden Pig again).
These books are a must-read for anyone who loves satire, humor, and a good story. They're a product of their time, but their themes and messages are still relevant today. And let's not forget the characters - Ostap Bender is one of the most iconic characters in literature, and his wit and charm will keep you entertained from start to finish.
So, if you haven't already, do yourself a favor and read Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf. You won't regret it.
Rating: 5/5 stars.
Timeless humor and satire Iconic characters and storylines Relevant themes and messages Engaging and entertaining reading experience
Some readers may find the language and style outdated Not suitable for all ages due to mature themes and language

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What's the story behind Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf?

Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf are two novels by Ilya Ilf and Yevgeny Petrov, first published in the 1920s and 1930s respectively. The books follow the misadventures of a group of characters as they navigate the complexities of Soviet society.

What makes the writing style in these books so unique?

The authors' use of satire and social commentary gives the books a unique voice that's both humorous and philosophical. The writing style is also notable for its use of dialect and colloquialisms, which adds to the books' sense of authenticity.

Are these books suitable for all ages?

While the books deal with mature themes, they're ultimately a product of their time and are not as explicit as some modern works. However, some of the content may not be suitable for younger readers, so parental discretion is advised.

What's the significance of the characters' banter in the books?

The characters' banter is a key aspect of the books' humor and charm. It's often witty and insightful, providing a glimpse into the characters' personalities and motivations.

How do the books' themes of class and wealth hold up today?

Despite being written over 80 years ago, the books' themes of class and wealth remain remarkably relevant today. The authors' commentary on the excesses of the wealthy and the struggles of the working class is biting and thought-provoking.

What's the best way to approach these books?

I recommend approaching these books with an open mind and a sense of humor. The writing style may take some getting used to, but the rewards are well worth the effort.

Are there any adaptations or sequels to these books?

Yes, there have been several adaptations and sequels to these books over the years. However, the original novels remain the best way to experience the characters and story in all their glory.

What's the best way to find these books?

Twelve Chairs and The Golden Calf are widely available in print and digital formats. You can find them at most major bookstores or online retailers, or check your local library for copies.

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  • •Unique writing style that's both humorous and philosophical
  • •Well-developed characters that are both lovable and flawed
  • •Satire that's still relevant today, making it a great read for all ages
  • •Easy to get lost in the story, which is a testament to the authors' skill
  • •The social commentary is biting and thought-provoking
  • •The characters' banter is some of the funniest I've ever read
  • •The themes of class and wealth are still remarkably relevant today
  • •The books are a great way to experience the complexities of Soviet society

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  • •The pacing can be a bit slow at times, which may test your patience
  • •Some of the supporting characters feel a bit one-dimensional
  • •The ending can be a bit abrupt, leaving you wanting more
  • •The themes of class and wealth can be a bit heavy-handed at times
  • •The writing style may take some getting used to, especially for those who prefer more straightforward storytelling
  • •A few of the plot twists feel a bit contrived
  • •The books deal with mature themes, so parental discretion is advised
  • •Some of the content may not be suitable for younger readers
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