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Retirement Simulator App
Imagine waking up every morning with no alarm clock, no 9-to-5, and no stress about making ends meet. Our Retirement Simulator App lets you experience life as a retiree, so you can plan your golden years with confidence. With a focus on practicality and ease of use, you'll be able to test different scenarios, make informed decisions, and enjoy your retirement to the fullest. It's a game-changer for anyone looking to secure their financial future and live the life they've always wanted.
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I'm Not a Fan of the Senior Simulator Game, But It's Not as Bad as People Say
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I recently tried the Senior Simulator game, and I've got to say – it's not as bad as some folks make it out to be. Sure, it's got its weird moments and a dash of dark humor, but it also offers a ton of opportunities to make your senior citizen happy and living in comfort. The game gives you a ton of choices, as long as you understand the mechanics and manage your finances wisely. I didn't have to scrounge for bottles or beg for alms – not once. My grandma was an artist, then a blogger, and even a streamer! The game's got depth, and I'm glad I gave it a shot. I played for a week, and I found it really engaging. The game does a great job of showing the challenges of life, and it's not just about scrounging for bottles. You get to experience the highs and lows of life, and it's really satisfying. The game's also got a great sense of humor, and the dark moments are actually kind of funny. I loved watching my senior citizen grow and evolve – it's really rewarding.
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Oyun Mekanikleri9/10
Hello there, fellow gamers and readers!
I recently came across some pretty harsh reviews of the Senior Simulator game on IRecommend, and I decided to check it out for myself to form my own opinion.
After playing it, I can say: the game is a lot more nuanced than people make it out to be.
The game does have its weird moments and a dash of dark humor, but it also offers plenty of opportunities to make your senior citizen happy and living in comfort.
I didn't have to scrounge for bottles or beg for alms – not once. And why bother when there are so many other options available? My grandma was an artist, then a blogger, and even a streamer!
I don't get why people immediately start nitpicking the bottles and begging for help, like that's all the game has to offer (some players' reviews give that impression).
The game gives you a ton of choices, as long as you understand the mechanics and manage your finances wisely. Even with a tiny pension, you can still accumulate wealth and invest in expensive courses, luxury sanatoriums, business investments, or even a swanky apartment.
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The pension amount, as harsh as it may be – the game accurately reflects reality. Not all retirees receive a decent pension for their years of hard work.
I still remember an episode from “Ural Pельмени”, where Rozhkov played his grandma, who couldn't afford medication because her pension was too low, so she ended up treating herself by keeping a bunch of cats at home:
— Get rid of the cats, or it'll only get worse.
— Oh, come on. My pension is 6,000 rubles, and my rent is 7,000. Try making my life worse!
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A few stories from life
I still remember when I was pregnant and stood in line at the pharmacy, and this old man was in front of me. He asked for some medication, and when he found out the price (100 rubles with some change), he turned around and left because it was too expensive for him. I couldn't help but tear up at the time.
When I worked at a bookstore from 2018 to 2019, I'd see grandmothers come in to buy covers for notebooks, pen refills, and other stationery. The cost of all this office supplies was laughably cheap for us – 1 ruble, 2 rubles, 7 rubles. But here's the thing... one of the grandmothers couldn't afford a 7-ruble notebook cover, because it was too expensive for her. Another granny asked for a receipt for a single pen refill worth 2 rubles, because she keeps track of her expenses. That's just absurd, woven into reality – it's heartbreaking and scary.
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Now, let's get back to the 'Simulator of a Pensioner' game.
✅ I thought it was one of the most logical choices – streaming, blogging, or game development – for someone on a fixed income. In our generation, I think there are many people who will be playing games on their pension. My husband recently bought a subscription to a game that's been around for 30 years and is still being updated (if you guessed it – it's World of Warcraft). On the server, he found many adult men, including pensioners, who shared that they enjoy playing classic games on their pension, reminiscing about their youth.
Even my husband's late grandfather, who was battling cancer, actively used online platforms to earn money. So, pensioners who play computer games and even earn money from it – that's a very real scenario.
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I've gotta say, despite all the awesome features, there are some weird things going on in this game. I mean, it's clear they're trying to make life as sweet as honey, but some details have me scratching my head. So, let's talk about those inconsistencies.
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Inconsistency #1: medical care costs a pretty penny\xa0🚑
I was surprised to find that calling an ambulance or making a doctor's appointment comes at a cost, with no consideration for government support. You can only call an ambulance in emergency situations – just like in Spain, where I've heard seniors are always calling for non-emergency checks because they're bored. But, the internet is full of videos from doctors-blogging about how seniors are misusing the system by calling for non-emergency care.
And yet... it's crazy that people can be saved from heart attacks, but they can't afford the ambulance. That was my major gripe. But how much that affects the game's overall experience is hard to say... I mean, you can level up your finances to afford even an ambulance call.
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Inconsistency #2: constant health issues and weird food rules\xa0🤒
If frequent migraines are understandable, having your grandma get gout or hemorrhoids three times a year is just plain weird. And I barely fed Gertie anything except homemade vitamins. I didn't even give her pilaf – although I don't get why it's considered unhealthy in this game... maybe it's because it's high in fat.
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The Age Thing: A 55-Year-Old Grannie
I've seen women in their 50s who look like they're in their 30s. Some women even look younger than their age. I think Gertude Niki forovna needs a new avatar – one with a nice hairstyle, maybe even a salon of her own. But what really got me was the age thing. In today's world, the pension age for women is 59, and for men, it's 64. But the game starts in 2018, when the pension age for women was 55. That doesn't mean a 55-year-old is old or useless. Many people continue working even after retirement – my grandfather, for example, worked until the day he passed away because he loved his job.
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What really bugs me is the stereotype that at 55, you should be wearing a headscarf and automatically be considered a granny. That's just not true. The game reflects this stereotype, but it's not a realistic one.
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Some more life stories:
My grandfather recently turned 70, and no one's ever given him his real age. Despite his rapidly developing senior-like habits, he's still young at heart and refuses to acknowledge himself as old. No one would ever think that about him, that's for sure. He looks like he's 50-55 max. And my grandfather's always been like that too, always looked younger than his years. When I was a kid, only lazy ladies, I reckon, wouldn't tell me how handsome my dad is, and they'd ask if I was with my dad, and they'd be pretty surprised to find out he's my grandfather.
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Unrealistic 4: Clothes don't wear out in a season like they do in this game\xa0
And we all know how our grandmothers and grandfathers used to live. They valued their belongings. Whether it was clothes or things they bought a year ago or even 10 years ago, they could use them constantly like they were new. Why my grandmother can't just mend a worn-out coat is a mystery to me. Or take their shoes to get repaired.
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Unrealistic 5: To earn a decent income, you can't live in the countryside\xa0
This really threw me off. The retiree can't work remotely because there's no internet in the village and, honestly, there's nothing else there except for the house and the kitchen... I guess I should've mentioned that the village is pretty isolated in this case, to the point where there's no shops or any kind of connectivity. For me, a house in the village is the perfect dream, and I'd never trade it for any apartment in the world, no matter how modern it is. So, when I first started playing, I put my grandma in the game, and we made a living by writing art, but compared to blogging, it was peanuts. You'd be lucky if someone even noticed the art, let alone bought it for three times the pension.
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I'm probably being a bit too harsh, but the final thing that really stood out to me...
Unlogic 6: The retiree has no developed skills by 55\xa0
This is just ridiculous. Do people really need to take courses to forage for mushrooms or berries? I'm pretty sure that's something you learn as a kid or in your teens. My grandma can't even pick mushrooms? Come on. It's one thing to gather medicinal herbs, but berries and mushrooms? Any adult should be able to tell the difference between a chanterelle and a poisonous one.
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So, what's the verdict?
I'd give the game a score that's not one, not two, but somewhere in between.
✅ I'd give it a solid 4 out of 5. The concept's not your run-of-the-mill idea, the mechanics are easy to grasp, but the execution's a bit weak in some areas, and there's definitely potential. I'm not convinced that the creators were trying to mock or offend older folks. Instead, they're highlighting the harsh realities that get under people's skin. No one wants to spend their life constantly taking meds, eating, and barely scraping by on $15,000 a month. So, I'm hoping we can secure a decent old age for ourselves and not get left behind.
I don't have any reasons why I'd strongly advise against playing the game, so I'm giving it a thumbs up.
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Thanks for your time and good fortune! Also, health, beauty, and a long life! As they say, sometimes you make the choice, and sometimes the choice makes you. 💚\xa0
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live_helpFeatured FAQ
Is the Senior Simulator game suitable for all ages?
While the game's not explicitly rated for kids, it's definitely geared towards a mature audience. The game's themes and humor are geared towards adults, so it's not suitable for younger gamers.
Can I play the game with a controller or keyboard?
Yes, the game supports both controller and keyboard input. You can choose your preferred method in the game's settings menu.
Is the game's storyline linear or branching?
The game's storyline is branching – your choices have a significant impact on the game's outcome. You can make different choices and see how the story unfolds.
Can I customize my senior citizen's appearance and abilities?
Yes, you can customize your senior citizen's appearance and abilities to some extent. You can choose from a variety of outfits, accessories, and skills to make your character unique.
Is the game's difficulty level adjustable?
Yes, the game's difficulty level is adjustable. You can choose from a variety of difficulty settings to suit your playstyle.
Can I play the game online or offline?
The game can be played both online and offline. You can play the game without an internet connection, but some features may require an online connection.
Is the game's story engaging and well-written?
Yes, the game's story is engaging and well-written. The game's narrative is full of humor, heart, and unexpected twists.
Can I interact with other characters in the game?
Yes, you can interact with other characters in the game. You can build relationships, form friendships, and even romance other characters.
Is the game's art style and graphics impressive?
Yes, the game's art style and graphics are impressive. The game's visuals are colorful, vibrant, and full of detail.
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- •Character development is surprisingly deep – I loved watching my senior citizen grow and evolve.
- •The game does a great job of showing the challenges of life, and it's not just about scrounging for bottles.
- •The idea of a dignified old age is a great concept, and the game executes it well.
- •The interface is super user-friendly, even for a non-gamer like me.
- •I loved the variety of activities and hobbies my senior citizen could pursue – from art to streaming!
- •The game's got a great sense of humor, and the dark moments are actually kind of funny.
- •The game's storyline is branching – your choices have a significant impact on the game's outcome.
- •You can customize your senior citizen's appearance and abilities to some extent.
- •The game's difficulty level is adjustable – you can choose from a variety of difficulty settings.
- •The game's art style and graphics are impressive – the visuals are colorful, vibrant, and full of detail.
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- •The game can be a bit glitchy at times, and I encountered some weird bugs.
- •Some of the mechanics can be a bit confusing, especially at first.
- •The game's not perfect – there are some areas where it feels a bit rushed or incomplete.
- •I wish there were more options for interacting with other characters – it felt a bit limited.
- •The game's not for everyone – some folks might find it too slow or too easy.
- •I encountered some minor issues with the game's save system – it crashed on me a few times.
- •The game's storyline can be a bit predictable at times – I figured out some of the twists before they happened.
- •Some of the characters feel a bit one-dimensional – they could use more development.
