Welcome to my review of The Metamorphosis!
I'll be honest, ancient classics aren't really my thing. I'm more of a science fiction, mystery novels, or modern classics kind of person. But I figured it was time to branch out and explore some of the older works. And what better place to start than with a satirical novel that's been preserved for centuries?
I chose The Metamorphosis – the only fully preserved ancient Roman novel – and I'm glad I did. It's a real page-turner that had me hooked from the very beginning.
The Metamorphosis or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
A Little About the Author
The novel was written by the Roman author Lucius Apuleius, who lived in the 2nd century AD. In a way, The Metamorphosis is a semi-autobiographical work, drawing heavily from Apuleius's own life experiences.
Firstly, the main character is named after the author, Lucius. He also received a legal education and was interested in magic and women. Later, he became the high priest of a province in Carthage.
The Metamorphosis or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
Another title of the novel is The Golden Ass, which is equally fitting. After all, our main character Lucius will transform into a real donkey!
The Size of the Production
The Metamorphosis, or The Golden Ass, is a full-fledged novel consisting of 11 chapters. Additionally, the edition offers a lot of footnotes – 300, to be exact. They cover ancient gods, rituals, myths, and geographical names.
Metamorphoses or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
I was really impressed by the numerous images that perfectly capture the mood of the book.
There are both small and sprawling images that take up a whole page or even a spread.
Metamorphoses or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
Metamorphoses or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
The book also includes other ancient works like The Satyricon and Daphnis and Chloe.
The Plot
Pay attention, reader, and you'll be satisfied. Lucius, a young Roman, embarks on a journey driven by curiosity about magic.
In the home of his acquaintances, he becomes smitten with a beautiful servant who's developed feelings for him.
Apuleius's descriptions of romantic trysts are unmatched by any women's novel.
I wrapped my arms tightly around her and started kissing her even more passionately. Now she's competing with me in terms of passion and is sharing the same level of love in a brotherly way; she's already so turned on that she's willing to give in to me. You can tell by her sweet breath and the way she's responding with her tongue.
Please, for the love of all that's holy, come to my aid! You can see that I'm on the brink of war with her, and it's all because of that cruel Cupid who shot me with an arrow to the heart. I've drawn my bow back as far as I can, and now I'm terrified that it's going to snap from the tension. But if you want to really make me happy, just let your hair down and give me the kiss I've been craving.
I have to say, the way he describes making love is pretty... creative.
Indulging in the frenzied passions of Venus
It turns out that this maid has a bit of magic up her sleeve, and poor Lucretius ends up getting turned into... a donkey.
The Metamorphoses or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
And that's where Lucretius's wild adventures begin, stuck in the body of a donkey. He's got a lot of traveling and hardship ahead of him, all because of his own curiosity.
You can't rely on your family background, social status, or even your education to get you out of this one. Because, as a young man who's given in to his lust, you've brought this upon yourself as a punishment for your curiosity.
Myths
Just a reminder that this story takes place in Ancient Rome, where people were polytheistic, just like the author. As a result, the book is full of all sorts of myths and legends.
I've got to say, one of the most memorable myths for me was the story of Psyche.
There are so many gods mentioned in the book: Venus, Juno, Jupiter, Zeus, Poseidon, Isis, and the list goes on.
The conversation between Venus and Cupid
Metamorphoses or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
Thanks to the footnotes, we get a more in-depth look at the mythological characters or get a refresher on them.
Society
The ancient judicial system and punishments are really fleshed out in this book.
Metamorphoses or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
There are also descriptions of slaves and their lives.
Brutality
I mean, the level of brutality in this book is just staggering. To be honest, I found myself comparing it to Game of Thrones.
Not only was the height a significant factor, but when he fell, he landed on a massive stone lying nearby, which shattered his ribs, and as he coughed up blood from his chest, he told us what had happened, and then, after a brief struggle, he passed away.
Sex
What I love about Apuleius's writing is that it's not just about the emotional turmoil people experience before intimacy, but also the actual actions.
Metamorphoses or The Golden Ass. Lucius Apuleius
But what really caught me off guard (and not just in terms of the moral implications) was the idea of a sexy ass with a human! (wish I'd come up with that title!)
But the thought of me, with these massive and clumsy hooves, climbing onto a delicate woman, wrapping my hooves around her fragile body, kissing her with my huge mouth and rough, rock-like teeth, and then figuring out how she could possibly take me in... it all seemed like a nightmare.
Impressions
So, what's the point of this book?
I see this novel as a transformation of a man consumed by lust and desire into a spiritual guide. From lowly Lucius to a higher, more divine being.
And it's all mixed in with plenty of stories, myths, conversations, and a touch of magic.
The only thing that took some getting used to was the writing style. It's heavy, and it took me a while to get into it, but once I did, I was hooked.
New Words
From now on, I'll make sure to mention new words I learn from each book in my reviews.
Citizens of Rome - that's what the Quirites were.
Antithones - people from the opposite hemisphere, to the ancient Greeks, they were just as mythical as the Ethiopians.
Lamias - these mythical creatures were said to devour young men at night and drink their blood. They were also known as wicked sorceresses in folklore.
I hope I didn't bore you too much, but I had to share this interesting fact! I was really fascinated by this product review.