Poor Things Review: A Shallow Mess from Start to Finish
Hello there!
I'm excited to share my thoughts on Poor Things, the 2023 film directed by Yorgos Lanthimos. As a fan of his impressive track record and the rave reviews it received, I was really looking forward to watching this steampunk film.
Unfortunately, it left me feeling underwhelmed. It's like that meme where someone leaves their sneakers in a modern art gallery in New York, and people think it's a real exhibit. That's kinda how I felt after watching Poor Things.
Okay, let me break it down for you.
About the film
Poor Things is a 2023 steampunk film directed by Yorgos Lanthimos, strictly 18+. The movie clocks in at 2 hours and 20 minutes, which is pretty standard for today's films. It's a steampunk film, which I'll get into later.
Steampunk, or steampunk, is a subgenre of science fiction that draws inspiration from 19th-century technology and aesthetics. It's all about the steam-powered machinery and Victorian-era aesthetics. It originated in the 1980s as a literary movement and has since evolved into a distinct art style, cultural movement, and subculture. It's basically a more fantastical take on cyberpunk.
For me, this is a classic black comedy with a small amount of humor. There were only a couple of decent dark jokes that made me smile.
The film is pretty unusual overall. I'd like to praise the idea, storyline, and visual elements, but somehow I wanted more depth. It felt like the meaning was hidden too well, making it hard for everyone to grasp.
My impressions of the film 'Poor Things' 2023 are similar to those of the film 'The Philosophers' 2013. When I read the description, I thought to myself, 'This is going to be a bomb, the storyline is impossible to mess up.' I finished watching with the thought, 'No, it's impossible, but you managed to do it.'
Awards
The film has a truckload of awards. I agree with all the awards, except for 'Best Picture.'
Academy Awards, 2024
Winner (4):
Best Actress (Emma Stone)Best Production DesignBest Costume DesignBest Makeup and Hairstyling
Golden Globe Awards, 2024
Winner (2):
Best Motion Picture – Musical or ComedyBest Actress – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy (Emma Stone)
Venice Film Festival, 2023
Winner (1):
Golden Lion
Plot
I've been transported to Victorian London, where the unhinged surgeon Godwin dredges up a young pregnant woman from the Thames, transplants her unborn child's brain into her own body, and brings her back to life. At first, Bella moves like a broken doll and has a severely limited vocabulary, but she quickly learns. To observe her, Godwin calls in the help of a medical student named Max, who also looks like a great catch for Bella, but playboy lawyer Duncan Wedderburn takes a shine to her and whisks her away on a journey where she discovers the world and herself.
I thought the whole intrigue would be about the journey and Bella's newfound understanding of the world, but it seems the entire plot is centered around the former. Even if I wanted to spoil it, I couldn't. What do you think of the phrase 'whisks her away on a journey where she discovers the world and herself'?
I imagined the journey and Bella's perspective on the world as a child in an adult's body, but what we get is a sugar-coated tale of drinking, sex, and a million pillow talk scenes with Emma Stone.
I'm talking about a deep, meaningful exploration of the self, but what we get is surface-level and we're just watching Bella become sadder with each passing scene.
Visuals and audio
The visuals are quite unique. The film starts in black and white, and the music is oppressive. I was fully immersed in the vibe of 'Pro urodov i lyudei' by Balabanov. I wanted to turn it off.
I was really impressed by the costumes. They're so well-made, they can even salvage a terrible film atmosphere. The stomach-churning start is full of gratuitous violence.
There's a scene with a frog in the movie.
It takes us ages to get to this scene, and then we're dragged out of it for 10 minutes, all for a single disgusting shot. What's the point of that? Are kids just naturally cruel? Nope, it's just the director putting us in a morgue-like atmosphere with freaks. Just for kicks, I guess, to make us feel a little queasy.
I'm still stumped about why some black-and-white scenes at the beginning are stretched out, like someone's snooping. I still didn't get an answer by the end of the film.
Then the film smoothly transitions to color, and the color gets brighter and brighter.
Some shots really stood out to me. The work of the artists is top-notch. By this point, the film is actually enjoyable to watch. I was glad the black-and-white part was over.
The actors have great makeup.
But the costumes are even better.
Acting
I really loved the acting. Everyone did a great job, and Emma Stone deserved that Oscar.
I've got to say, the acting in this movie feels like it's lightyears ahead of the actual film. It's like the actors and the story are two separate things. You know, it's like watching a seasoned actress kill it in a free performance at a university student event. You want to be blown away, but the setting just doesn't seem to fit, and you're left with this weird feeling.
I wish they'd given Emma an Oscar for a role that's more deserving, you know?
I really loved Mark Ruffalo.
It's clear he's not just playing a different character, he's a completely different actor. He's nailed it out of 10.
Questions about the film
I've got some questions about the movie's hidden meanings. At one point, it seemed like the whole film was built around one line:
I only envy the men who've spent time with you, but I don't condemn you. Your body, Bella Baxter, give it to whoever you want.
No condemnation of women, no matter what they do. I get that it's supposed to be funny, but why did they put those words in the hero's mouth? You can't just set up a situation like that and then not follow through. It looks weird.
I'm also confused about the implied pedophilia. Okay, fine, maybe there's something there. But what are we supposed to take away from the film? That it's okay for an adult to take a kid on a trip? Thanks for pointing out a problem, I guess.
It also seemed weird to me that the characters just appear out of nowhere and then disappear. Bella and Godwin have some backstory, but the others don't. They just show up and have no history.
For example, the next 'girl.'
I was expecting more, but it just didn't deliver. The characters are kinda underdeveloped, and that's especially true for Victoria's husband, General. We don't get to know anything about him - where he's from, what he's about. And as for Victoria, we barely get a glimpse into her life.
The Verdict
Poor Things 2023 is a total letdown. The idea was interesting, but the execution is lacking. Don't waste your time - you won't be able to finish it anyway. Most viewers will switch off during the first half, just to grab a drink and calm their stomachs.
Thanks for sticking with me.